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Reblogged from astr0zombies

Reblogged from groping-in-the-darkness

"I went through all five stages of grief… denial, anger, bargaining, depression, shoving down emotions and proceeding as if everything’s fine."

"I went through all five stages of grief… denial, anger, bargaining, depression, shoving down emotions and proceeding as if everything’s fine."

Reblogged from blaaargh
theshoutingendoflife:

piratefaafy:

elevensies-:

they said it couldn’t be done

venn piagram

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VISUAL PUN TO HAVE EVER BEEN POSTED ON THE INTERNET.

theshoutingendoflife:

piratefaafy:

elevensies-:

they said it couldn’t be done

venn piagram

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VISUAL PUN TO HAVE EVER BEEN POSTED ON THE INTERNET.

(Source: blaaargh, via cutiepanda94)

Reblogged from intheminorkey

intheminorkey:

30 Rock/Jenna Maroney: Tennis Night in America

Reblogged from beautiful-as-southern-skies
officialvevoofficial:

wazerwifles:

hayalasti:

These may be the greatest words ever compiled in the first sentence of a Wikipedia page.

Schmekel means penis btw

Now it’s even fucking better

officialvevoofficial:

wazerwifles:

hayalasti:

These may be the greatest words ever compiled in the first sentence of a Wikipedia page.

Schmekel means penis btw

Now it’s even fucking better

(Source: beautiful-as-southern-skies, via lenasai)

Reblogged from middle1

Dream show

postmodernismruinedme:

shitgordonramsaysays:

middle1:

Chef Ramsay tracks down every idiot who’s ever made a woman-belong-in- the-kitchen “joke” and forces them to explain why it’s funny while he’s shouting at them

I have a deep need for this.

The thing is, he would probably do this.

(via curiositywillkillme)

Reblogged from mylifeasafeminista

mylifeasafeminista:

daily reminder that it is okay to put yourself first

(via curiositywillkillme)

Reblogged from oknope

oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

(via justanothermiracleday)

Reblogged from seabelle

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

(via curiositywillkillme)

Reblogged from benny-the-jet-55

benny-the-jet-55:

When Miley Cyrus is naked & licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music”.. but when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”

(via lenasai)

Reblogged from adteachings

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

(Source: adteachings, via ferns-and-such)

Reblogged from fuckyeahpotterphotography
adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

(Source: fuckyeahpotterphotography, via lolsomeone-actually)

Reblogged from jehovahsqualitygirl
There’s really no shortcut to forgetting someone. You just have to endure missing them everyday until you don’t anymore. Unknown (via hefuckin)

(Source: jehovahsqualitygirl, via overcrept)

Reblogged from mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours
Reblogged from freddifish

auburn-autumn-skies:

firelorcl:

the-doctors-rose:

getoffmybloghoe:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??

*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?

*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”

*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started

*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break

(Source: freddifish, via overcrept)