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Reblogged from loki-has-a-tardis
loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

(via the-church-of-saint-aubergine)

Reblogged from animalics
katara:

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

"so they don’t panic"
The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 

katara:

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

"so they don’t panic"

The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 

(via sarcasticer)

Reblogged from misstreat
silencer69:

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

asksoldierjay:

shad0wman1:

duckymomoisme:

ironbloodaika:

beefalotoons:

cumobsessed:

kisscuddlencock:

IF YOU SEE THIS ALERT WHEN YOU ENTER A BLOG, DON’T WRITE ANYTHING! IT’S PHISHING TO COLLECT YOUR PASSWORD. I KNOW IT’S ANNOYING TO ASK BUT PLEASE RE-BLOG THIS. MANY PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THAT! PLEASE, LET’S SAVE THIS COMMUNITY!


Always good to spread the warning.

Good to know!

There we go.

Please reblog.

Reblog!

If and when tumblr starts asking for age verification, it will be in their official FAQs.

learn from dis

silencer69:

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

asksoldierjay:

shad0wman1:

duckymomoisme:

ironbloodaika:

beefalotoons:

cumobsessed:

kisscuddlencock:

IF YOU SEE THIS ALERT WHEN YOU ENTER A BLOG, DON’T WRITE ANYTHING! IT’S PHISHING TO COLLECT YOUR PASSWORD. I KNOW IT’S ANNOYING TO ASK BUT PLEASE RE-BLOG THIS. MANY PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THAT! PLEASE, LET’S SAVE THIS COMMUNITY!

Always good to spread the warning.

Good to know!

There we go.

Please reblog.

Reblog!

If and when tumblr starts asking for age verification, it will be in their official FAQs.

learn from dis

(Source: misstreat, via gideonsgrave)

Reblogged from plnts

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

(Source: plnts, via orgasmic-humor)

Reblogged from odinsblog
Reblogged from ultrafacts
ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

(via failburdy)

Reblogged from swyrs
Reblogged from inthemidstofmonsters
Reblogged from isabubbles
isabubbles:

Socks, Bill Clinton’s cat, being hounded by the paparazzi

isabubbles:

Socks, Bill Clinton’s cat, being hounded by the paparazzi

(via waittilthesunshines)

Reblogged from clannyphantom

clannyphantom:

lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”

(via wolframhart)

Reblogged from thefakeoriginal
baptistes:

thefakeoriginal:

Same

This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life

baptistes:

thefakeoriginal:

Same

This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life

(via lenasai)

Reblogged from sohapppily

sohapppily:

somewhere in pawnee, indiana tumblr user ben talltyrionlannister is really popular in the game of thrones fandom probably

(via nightcheeseandwaffles)

AP LIT AND AP PHYSICS TESTS ARE ON THE SAME DAY

Reblogged from milestellers
Reblogged from waffles-calzones

waffles-calzones:

PRETTY SURE BEN IS HOLDING A CALZONE AND HIS APRON SAYS CALZONE ZONE AND THE SIGN BEHIND THEM IS FOR HARVEST FESTIVAL AND IT LOOKS LIKE LESLIE AND BEN ARE WEARING CAMPAIGN BUTTONS

(via nightcheeseandwaffles)