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314eater:

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

Lord farquaad will be okay

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imagineyouricon:

Imagine you and your icon sitting close to each other, sharing ear buds.

(via lenasai)

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lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

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fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

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hipslie:

If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world.

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ruinedchildhood:

Good Morning.

(Source: food-gifs, via brianna-chan)

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skullheadginny:

Let’s see, let’s see…

skullheadginny:

Let’s see, let’s see…

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eleganceinviolet:

one-mandrinkinggamess:

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view” 

that speaks to me 

it was blood orange

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australianpikachu:

all true
Reblogged from soniabrotomayor-deactivated2011
Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates. Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)

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Reblogged from ryandeel
neilnevins:

the harry potter wiki gets really in-depth

neilnevins:

the harry potter wiki gets really in-depth

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