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tennisprobs:

when the wind blows your ball out

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school tomorrow more like school tomorno

(Source: ellinial, via lenasai)

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givemeinternet:

Clever Product Names: You’re doing it wrong.

givemeinternet:

Clever Product Names: You’re doing it wrong.

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timeformoriar-tea:

throbbing-erection:

10knotes:


WHAT THE FUCK

Oh no

oh dear god 

timeformoriar-tea:

throbbing-erection:

10knotes:

image

WHAT THE FUCK

Oh no

oh dear god 

(Source: hipsterfart, via herberttheconquistador)

Reblogged from brigantes-deactivated20131003

burning-young:

girls on their periods

I will never not reblog this.

(via mormondisneyprincess)

Reblogged from poryqon

A list of A+ insults

poryqon:

if u R ever in an argument use these insults and u will make the other person cry bc there R so good

  • half eaten sandwich
  • useless fungal infection
  • literal turd burger
  • Netflix® buffer
  • 2003 fergie
  • 5th president James Monroe
  • half chewed pencil
  • The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
  • absolute white crayon
  • quiet meme thief
  • TI-84 plus Silver Edition™ Calculator by Texas Instruments®
  • diarrhea apocalypse

(via levi-ackermaan)

Reblogged from graphicmix

graphicmix:

Delilah: I know you and Tim are close.
Tony: We have showered together.
Delilah: Really?
Tony: I opened an envelope in this very room, and…
Delilah: I need your advice.
Tony: Oh. Well, I think he’s an all-in-one, body wash-shampoo combo kind of guy.

(via everything-ncis)

Reblogged from titytwochainz

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

(via the-music-geeks)

Reblogged from lalondes
lalondes:

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS.
Scarleteen is a vital queer and trans positive sexual health resource. Their staff do an amazing job of creating really comprehensive and helpful articles on literally every sexual topic you can imagine. They also provide live chats, advice columns, moderated discussion forums, and SMS-based peer support. This site has helped me on countless occasions, and I refer at-risk queer and trans kids to this site every single day.
Scarleteen is invaluable.
And Scarleteen needs your help.
During their annual donation drive this year, the site was only able to raise $1,500. Only fifty people out of Scarleteen’s 350,000 unique monthly visitors contributed to the fundraising drive.
This means that unless Scarleteen sees a stable, sustained, 50% increase in donations, the site will essentially be forced to go dark on May 1. No more new content, no more advice columns, no more forums, no more live chat, no more SMS support. 
This is devastating.
If Scarleteen goes dark, millions of young people, vulnerable queer and trans teens among them, will lose access to essential, fundamental sexual health resources. We cannot let this happen.
Please, please, please donate to Scarleteen. Consider making a recurring monthly contribution if you feel that this is within your means. Even $5 or $10 a month will go a long way to helping this very, very deserving organization.
And whether or not you’re able to donate at this time, please signal boost this and spread the word. Scarleteen does incredible, very necessary work, and they need our help.

lalondes:

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS.

Scarleteen is a vital queer and trans positive sexual health resource. Their staff do an amazing job of creating really comprehensive and helpful articles on literally every sexual topic you can imagine. They also provide live chats, advice columns, moderated discussion forums, and SMS-based peer support. This site has helped me on countless occasions, and I refer at-risk queer and trans kids to this site every single day.

Scarleteen is invaluable.

And Scarleteen needs your help.

During their annual donation drive this year, the site was only able to raise $1,500. Only fifty people out of Scarleteen’s 350,000 unique monthly visitors contributed to the fundraising drive.

This means that unless Scarleteen sees a stable, sustained, 50% increase in donations, the site will essentially be forced to go dark on May 1. No more new content, no more advice columns, no more forums, no more live chat, no more SMS support. 

This is devastating.

If Scarleteen goes dark, millions of young people, vulnerable queer and trans teens among them, will lose access to essential, fundamental sexual health resources. We cannot let this happen.

Please, please, please donate to Scarleteen. Consider making a recurring monthly contribution if you feel that this is within your means. Even $5 or $10 a month will go a long way to helping this very, very deserving organization.

And whether or not you’re able to donate at this time, please signal boost this and spread the word. Scarleteen does incredible, very necessary work, and they need our help.

(via lgbtlaughs)

Reblogged from sexioto

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

(via liva148)

Reblogged from thelostie

frilllyknickers:

colorsoftheswim:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

I like how correcting her kids creepy behavior doesn’t even matter to that mother.

This actually makes me very angry. It basically highlights everything wrong with the world. Instead of teaching boys not to look at women like that, women are taught not to dress provocatively so boys don’t get “distracted”. It makes me sick. 

Reblogging cause that comment ^^^^^

(Source: thelostie, via ignorelaand)

Reblogged from lenasai
lenasai:

joseph and the amazing technicolor beancoat

lenasai:

joseph and the amazing technicolor beancoat

Reblogged from squidwurd

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd, via curiositywillkillme)

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totallytransparent:

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totallytransparent:

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